So Many Movies, So Little Time

I’ve been MIA for so long, that I’ve seen way too many movies and can’t review them all in depth, since that would take way too long. Instead I’ll gift you all with a list of all the movies I’ve seen and sum them up in a few words along with my ratings! Alright, here we go, in no particular order

Wolf of Wall Street (2013): Horrible Horrible Horrible. I’ll get beef for saying this, but it was Scorsese’s guide on how to be a successful asshole. Drugs. Sex. Money. Too much for my taste. 2/10

Spring Breakers (2012): Art. I appreciated what this film set out to do, and didn’t overdo it like Scorsese did. 7/10

Evil Dead (2013 remake): Eh. I was bored. Not as good as the original. I was so bored that I went to see Spring Breakers right after because I was so let down by Evil Dead. 4/10

Cannibal Holocaust (1980): Holy hell what did I even watch. Everything looked so real. Also a little bit ashamed I actually watched it 6/10

Frozen (2013): 9/10. Come on, it’s Frozen.

The Lego Movie (2014): So fast paced, I couldn’t really keep up. Reminded me of Robot Chicken, although that’s not necessarily a bad thing. 7/10

Would You Rather (2o12 – available on Netflix): Yay Brittany Snow in a horror movie! Entertaining, albeit predictable. Cool twist on the would you rather game. Would you rather stick a screw driver into your own leg or slice your eyeball with a razor blade? Yikes. 6/10

V/H/S 2 (2013): Horror anthology, better than the first I think. Each segment has a cool way of being filmed (from GoPros to laptop cameras), it’s innovative. Plus the Safe Haven segment will give you nightmares till the end of time. Just watch it for that one. 6.5/10

August: Osage County (2013): Superb acting by a star-studded cast helped fuel the simple storyline. 7.5/10

Oculus (2013): Mind-bending roller coaster ride that you’ll strangely love. Keeps you very engaged from start to finish. 7.5/10

Triangle (2009): See Liam Hemsworth before he was famous. Confusing (but good confusing) with an ending that won’t let you down. 8/10

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013): True to the novel, lived up to my high expectations. 8/10

The Conjuring Review

It’s rare for a horror movie to strike gold, but James Wan does it successfully. This was a genuinely good horror film for me. Poltergeist Insidious (also directed by James Wan) was a fan favourite for a lot of people, but it let me down in comparison to the brilliance that Dead Silence produced. Plus, dummies scare the shit out of me, so it was already a winner there….

The Conjuring is about a family of 7 that experiences supernatural events when they move into a new home. The family asks for the help of Ed and Lorraine Warren; played by the handsome Patrick Wilson, and the captivating Vera Farmiga, to cleanse their house and rid their lives of the strange occurences.

The ’70s vibe was a very ‘refreshing’ scene, and it was really cool to be immersed into that time period. The costumes and the sets were retro ’70s and added to the chill factor of the movie. The transitions to certain scenes were seamless, and the camera would flip upside down, and change the perspective to a completely different scene effortlessly. It was very cool to watch from an artistic view.

The cool thing about the movie is that Ed and Lorraine Warren were real people, and this was a true story. They talk about Annabelle (a possessed doll) in the beginning of the movie, and before I saw the Conjuring I remembered reading about Annabelle the doll in high school, and it scared the crap out of me. That’s probably where my fear of dolls started… Then I remembered why the names of Ed and Lorraine Warren were so familiar to me. The book I read is entitled The Demonologist and it follows the career of Ed and Lorraine. A big part of the book talks about Annabelle the doll, and the story behind Annabelle portrayed in the movie is how it’s explained in the book. James Wan consulted the real Lorraine Warren as well as the real Carolyn Perron (the mother of the family) and both women validate the true events that are portrayed in this film. Having read about the multiple supernatural cases that were mentioned in the film, before script was even written for The Conjuring, make me believe that there is complete truth to this.

The film is genuinely creepy, and one of the better horror movies I’ve seen recently, along with the film Sinister. Here’s a comparison of the actors and the real life people they play in the movie. This source also goes into the real story of The Perron Family. *Warning, this source contains spoilers for the movie*. See it here.

9/10

The Purge Review

I was really excited for this movie to come out, and ended up seeing it opening night. The theatre sold out naturally, and apparently this film is doing really well in the box office.

This was an all around fun movie to see in theatres. Packed with suspense and gore, it left me feeling real sympathy for the characters. My favourite part of this movie was the concept. It’s a fresh take on your typical home invasion horror, and not as predictable as you may think.

Cersei Lannister Lena Headey was the most impressive as a suburban american mother, and still as lovely as ever. Keep an open mind going into the film and don’t expect this movie to have an incredible ending. The final 20 minutes of the film will have you cheering the family on, and the ending really throws you for a loop. I’ve heard people say they disliked the ending, but I didn’t mind it so much, as I wasn’t expecting anything. I feel that’s the attitude you need before seeing this movie.

6.5/10

Sinister is Really Sinister

I’m such a huge fan of horror movies, it’s hard to find a good one that really gets under my skin. Sinister was one of the few that did just that.

The opening scene sets the entire tone of the movie, and will leave you extremely unsettled. Ethan I-can-do-anything Hawke’s presence continually reminded me that I wasn’t actually watching a snuff film. He always impresses me with his ability to adapt in any role that’s thrown at him. He’s such a wonderful actor, and he really makes the movie plot believable.

It’s best not to try and predict the plot. You should just go in with no expectations, especially since this movie was produced by the same guys attached to Insidious (a fail of a horror movie, which was such a bummer since I’m a huge fan of James Wan and Leigh Whannell) and Paranormal Activity.

Unlike Insidious, this movie doesn’t try hard to scare you. It takes raw fear and lets it sit in the pit of your stomach right till the end. Watch this movie, but avoid watching it in the dark.

7.5/10